Johnathon Hills

Johnathon Hills (misspelled: Jonathon) is the creator of the Buddhism Hotline and an "award winning author". Johnathon Hills is also potentially gay, as some hints in the Buddhism Hotline suggest. Johnathon is also the creator of BuddhaMC, which is like Buddha Craft but shittier. He is currently being hunted by Jesus Craft and Buddha Craft. His current residence is unknown, but he is suspected to be in Canada. He is also a major hypocrite.

Johnathon Hills is also a feminist and has cut off his Private Part with a butter knife. Johnathon also extremely dislikes Donald Trump.

He also has a standard membership in Ram Ranch, an organization he typically denounces on his show, the Buddhism Hotline. After he got exposed he claimed that he didn't visit the organization and only went to give it a 1-star review on Facebook, which is most likely a cover-up to him liking Ram Ranch.

Sexual attraction towards Rocks
He was also once known for being sexually attracted with Rocks a few years ago (See: Johnathon's Pet Rock). But however his sexual attraction towards rocks went away when he found out Rocks were actually male. Since then he has never spoken out about his sexual attraction towards his rock.

Hostage
Despite having an IQ lower than a Rock, Johnathon Hills also held Ariana hostage in a closet.

Beliefs
Johnathon Hills is a Chinese/Asian supremacist, although he is not even Chinese, he is white.