Johnathon's Pet Rock

Johnathon's Pet rock. was a rock and apparently Johnathon's old husband, he later threw the rock after a donation said his rock was a part of Ram Ranch. Johnathon being naive, gave in to the donor and in a fit of rage, threw the rock into space hurtling at near-light speed at the Flat Earth.

Johnathon's Pet Rock is also smarter than Johnathon himself. Having an IQ of 31 despite being a rock.